STEUUUUUUUPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, KISSSSSSS TEEEEETTTTTTTTT…. Like seriouslyyyyy??? A dis mi a rush home fi ketch? Mi kiss mi teeth so till mi filling dem drop out… Mi seh di match boringggg is a shame. Di 2 school dem together nuh mek quarter. Come on guysss and girlssss… After you both blew me away in the first round, this is what uno come drop pon mi without warning? Immaculate, try know se uno need fi do better in the 3^rd round.. Try find back di Wonder Woman power cause di Power Puff  Girl tings never work out tonight at all… Mannings… WHAT can I say?  See you next year same time and remember to tip your local waitress. But seriously folks, like the reporter who Chris Gayle made a pass at, I wasn’t impressed. SO it’s on to the next set. Final score 20-10. Blahhhhh

Midday report … Keeping it brief.. So last week Friday’s match with Ardenne and Mona High… Nerve wrecking, heart rending and emotionally devastating.. Before we get to the meat of the matter, let’s just talk about how Mona has been consistent in their efforts to secure a place in the quarter-finals for the past 2 years. Notice I said consistent in effort, for good fortune has still  not graced this more than deserving institution. This was the same school that faced KC last year and despite their loss they too gave KC a run for their money in a heated chase. Scores ended 29- 22.  Mi naw lie,..DEM NEEEEED A BUSS. U coulda si di frustration pon di captain face when the match ended as he stood up painfully and slammed his hand against the panel… Sigh the agony of defeat. They were behind by 1 point when the  last question was asked.. They buzzed in, Ardenne held their breath, Mona answered incorrectly which instantly triggered  a feverishly deafening scream in the studio from Ardenne fans.. Mi love Ardenne but mi woulda luv it even more if Mona won. Dem remind mi of the people who go embassy 10 time straight… Muss buss…. Final score 37-34.. Keep u head up Mona!!

Goodnight folks.. Wasn’t quiet sure if is evening news or SCQ I was watching. Seems everywhere Mobay appears  violence precedes.. Tonight featured Montego Bay High which is now renamed to Montego Bay Hi  Tek time Gwan Home vs Steve Erkel and him frien dem from Campion.  The onslaught that pervaded this evening’s match could have been predicted from the time the schools introduced themselves. All when dem reach Montego Bay team the fear and anxiety  was loudly sensed  similar to that of showing a cow one tin a beef juss before feeding time. There was an eerie feeling of uneasiness in the studios as these 4 brave ladies faced one the country’s most  academically acclaimed  institutions.. YES mi nuh LOOOOIKKE Campion but mi hafi gi dem dem ratings star. This match was like JCF vs The Navy Seals…. No competition..  But lawks di girls tried … Dem can try out fi Bob sled nex year. Truth be told, Campion has the same team that entered last year which was a fierce entity worse this year dem come back wid a vengeance. Mi swear dem all prips JP paper before di match caw all before question dun read dem a blert out answer. Mi nuh mean HALF WAY through the question… Mi mean JUS START. Eg.  JP: “What is the negative of” Campion:”0.04”,  JP: “What is the Spanish for ” Campion: “Abuelo”, JP: “Spell..” Campion: “C-E-M-E-T-R-Y”. . YUH SI WHA MI A SEH???!!! Like WTH and  SCTS (Smady can  tief suh).. Anyway, all mi know.. DEM BADDDDD… Nuh Michael Jackson BADDD,  Nuh Portia BADD, but Bruce Lee Enter The Dragon BAADDDD.. (Young people go do research) … Final score 61 – 13.. Gawd know.. chu chu..

Seeit yah now… Everyting tun up so till it a bwoiiillllll. The separation of the men from the boys has officially begun. Tonight’s unfortunate victim just happened to be 4 time winners Glenmuir. Seems favour has found Knox in a myriad of ways. They copped the 2017 trophy for All Together Sing  in Dec and  apparently  they’re on a journey to add SCQ’s coveted title for 2018. I’m anxious to see which school causes an upset this year.. Now as I mentioned about separating men from the boys, a sudden flashback raced through my mind of a cartoon with  Sylvester  addressing a set of cats.. He said “Are we men or are we mice”.. Hear  one lickle ediat puss “I like Cheese..”. Have a watch when you can https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaHfjDrY-Yc . WELL… That lickle cat  reminded me of JC. TiCK TOCK TICK TOCK… Time is drawing near.  All and all tonight’s pairing was good. From the  Speed section Knox quickly widened the gap to enter the buzzer section with a 7 point lead.. The rest was history. And a battle it was.. At one point is like Glenmuir did a moonwalk  .. Foot a move but dem jus a glide back slowly. Good attempt nonetheless. Final score 36 – 21