So ahhhmm, about lastnight..  Hmmmmmm… Cyaan tell when last mi recite mi 3 times table…  3 1s 3, 3 2s 6, 3 3s 9, 3 4s 12, 3 5s 15, 3 6s 18, 3 7s 21. Good… Wi can stop RIGHT there… On THAT note of 21 now.. That means 3 can go into 21  SEVEN  TIMESSS right??? .. Hold that thought. The number 7 has so many biblical significance..  It usually symbolizes completeness.. For instance  On the 7^th day God rested after creating the earth. So in the same way, lastnight symbolized completeness for Immaculate. A complete JOKE…  A complete SHOCK, a complete  WOW (Why O Why).. A long time mi nuh si idem deh  breed of single digits deh.. except end a month from outta di ABM machine. Mi know typically dem woulda seh 3 Hail Mary before di match, but dem should do  19 more fi di win. Girls. Girls Girls, mi did sorta know Ardenne woulda win but lawks missis.. uno couldn’t loose inna double digits? Anyway, Ardenne, YOU NAW WIN SCQ NEEDER.. Mi si hungrier than uno in the qtr finals line up. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK… Immaculate walk wid bout 2  dozen rosary nex year u ear!!… Final Score  21-3.

Biling Biling Biling Biling… School bell ring…. Teacha baggie tie wid a big long string.. If you’re familiar with that rhyme.. U know u OWL!! (Young people go Google it)  . Bwoy o bwoy…. MAiiiinneee did Campion take Knox to school lastnight.. Nuff beating and hat lick drop pon dem too..…. Campion need fi change dem name to Dun Dem Propa High… Let me tell uno something.. .. Eff Campion nuh win dis year mi ago shave mi head…Ache…  Anyway, that’s the level of confidence that I’m CONVINCED about this team.  Dem hunnnngryyyyy dis ear and  If dem bad one more time dem join Ninja Man..  As usual.. before question dun ask dem a bark the answer.. Marlene: “What is ” Campion: “Mt  Fugi ray ray la la ping ping”… Marlene : “Correct”!.. Knox, you never win but you were  awesome opponents.. Didn’t you almost have it all.. Better luck next year, all the best and gwan train fi All Together Sing.. Mi nuh tink di Champs ting a fi uno either.. Lef dat to di cabbie company cause dem hafi RUN DOWN Paasengers. One and Ready

MI SEHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. Cabbie Crew…. U neck nuh CRICKKKKK??? . People, you shoulda si di brute dem a gallop wid dem tongue outta dem mout lastnight like dawg a chase MPM truck.. Di wretch dem nuh tap look back a dem like  Merlene Ottey  right t before Marie Marie Perec  overtek her..In true Olympic style Cabbie mek a rahtid DDIVVEEEEE cross di finish line fi secure di win. But it sweeeet mi how  Central did hot pon dem heels after the Speed Section. Mi know di studio suppose to renk wid urine and other “foreign” matters..  Hope dem wash down and sanitize di chair dem .prapa. Naw lie.. Di match did sweet… Woulda sweeta eff  Central did win especially after they had such a horrible Opening segment which ended at 8-2. You si after the speed section, dem close di gap and ended at 19-19. But the dreaded dutty buzzer section now… Dem end up tie 3 time (and mi naw talk shoes lace)… 21.. 25…. 27.. After that, Central High start Moonslide.. Too much trigger finger give rise to wrong bong. CHA MAN. Final Score 27- 23.. Cabbie…Next stop will have you singing Brian McKnight song “One last Cry” to yuh passengers  or Lord of the Rings  “ U SHALL  NOT PASSSSSSSS…..”. One and Ready!!!

YASSSSSSSSS,  YASSSSSSSSSS, YASSSSSSSSSS….. GLOORRRRRAAYYYYYYYYYYYY…… FINALLY JC gone.. What a lifted burden. Like when a prostitute pass her STD test..  Lickle mosssss  JC scare me after the first round  cause they  ended with a 1 point difference.  . U waa hear mi a cuss Munro .. Mi seh “Oyyeeeeeee….. uno tryyyyyyy nuh bada ramp wid mi tideh… TAKE THEM OUT.. And I don’t mean to dinner..”  And out they took him in deed. They were like the  Navy seals of  St. Elizabeth and JC was like Sadam.. Dem coulda run, but dem couldn’t hide fi long. . O Ricky O Hugh , where forth art thou my loves? Well, at least uno get a head start fi prepare for Champs. Cut out di oily KFC though, cause seeit deh, a it salt uno up (No pun intended). Well, the battle will only get more heated  from here on in. Time to separate the men from the boys.  Tomorrow’s my nemesis (Kingston Cabbies)  vs Central High.. Sad to say mi know a dem ago win.. BUTTTT  di hotter the battle di bitter di loss.. MUHAHAHAHA. Final score 35-12.