Banana Banana Banaaaaaaaana!!! That should have been the theme song that introduced the no other than the infamous land of Capelton’s birth.. The One .. The Only…. St. MARYYYYYY …. And in the other corner, the more than worthy opponent STETHS.. Man.. dis match reminded me of Trump and his barber.. Dem fight dem fight dem fight so taiiilllll…..From yuh si Donald head you know who win… Anyway tonight’s match saw St. Mary leaping from the blocks in splendid form. Finishing up the first round at 9 – 5. Then came the speed section.. That too had them comfortably ahead by the end of the round at 27 – 20.. Then came di Buzzer challenge… And MANNNNN.. a deh so it get sweet. Yuh waaahhhh si STETHS a runnn down St. Mary like dawg inna mating season. Mi sehhh dem gi dem a run fi dem money,  worse St. Mary did a trip couple times more than Audley Shaw. Thankfully, the fast paced race ended with St. Mary breathing a sigh of relief with an impressive edge of  37- 28.. Great game… Good pairing… Banana BOOM, Banana BOOM, Banana Chips we looooveeeeeeee…. Red HATTTTTTT

Mi seh FINALLLLLLYYYY di competition start get noiiiceeeee…. As Tanto Blacks would say “Tweet Tweet… Spectaculaarrrrrr…”  The Queens High School for Girls vs McGrath  High School .. (Soun like the school weh walker Texas Ranger Go ). Tonight’s episode .. Battle of the Sexes… Kingston vs Linstead. Naw lie.. di girl dem did  start out with a BANGG…Dem mek Beyonce song proud – FI di first 3 minutes..  But a new remake is soon to be released after tonight “Who run di girls? .. McGrath”…. Queens started with an impressive lead after the first round.. but… U all know what happens in the movies like  Fast & Furious… Di one dem weh buss di nitrate button  first after di  race  start  alwwayysss get lef back when di other vehicle pick up momentum later down di road. And dem bwoy ya never short a nutten EXCEPT height… Mi seh  di man dem look like a Choir for jockeys… EVERY ONE A DEM did under at least  5ft 5”.. Nuh wonder Queens loose.. Dem never si dem coming… WOiiiieeeee.. Anyway, love di boom fist action tonight..  Was a good pairing.. And di  bwoy dem did boasy too u si. Is a shortman syndrome. . U waa si short man #2 a salute TV land  when dem a introduce demself..  Di horse dem a Caymanas nuh stop buss blank shot fi dem. Final Score 32 -14.. *Light fades.. Queens girls ride off into the sunset*.

The season just start and I have a suspicious feeling that the performance  of  the students this year will  be of a far less quality  than those of last year. Take for instance tonight.. Schools featured were Holy Childhood and Victor Dixon… YES Victor Dixon High di school weh wi di tink kip inna smaddy yard name Victor.. Needless to say Victor shoulda evict every stricken one a dem tonight cause dem never ready at allll.. How in GAWWDD’s name yuh nuh know weh Jesus born? Let’s talk about dem not knowing what name “breshe” or who was the 2^nd Runner Up in the Miss World..  As fi Holy Childohood.. dem cowl like  Ninja Man lawyer. Like him , a better dem  did stay a dem yard. Their predecessors were of a far more vigilant demeanor. Dem  barely scrape through tonight. Can you imagine dem  never knew what in Jamaica name  Trenton.. Come A bawl out “MACKEREL”… kmt.  Yvonne shoulda shout out “GO WEH  NUH CLAFFY…” .. Anyway,  the address of Victor Dixon clearly denotes there fate . It’s  on May Day Main Rd (Chu chu.. Kiss cross).. Dat simply  mean dem always ago sink. Final Score 25 – 17.

Annnnndddd we’re offfff… Yes folks, believe or not SCQ 2018 is back and in full swing . Tonight’s match was kick-started by our all time favourite Titchfield High School and they played Winston Jones High.. So apparently is not only Mobay and St Ann experienced  lashing showers and suffered  serious battering… This  was unfortunately the fate of Winston Jones High. No surprises here. Matter of fact they did better than I expected,  cause any how Titchfield used the team from last year, it would have been far more catastrophic. Then again, dem couldn’t mad fi carry back dat deh  di big ole man weh Titchfield did have last year pon dem team. Eff mi a ducta an him gimmie half  fare a fling mi a fling him awfff mi bus.. Anyway, it was like cheese to chalk. Should have known  when Winston Jones never know the capital of St Mary or couldn’t form a verb from additional. Not to mention there was a dude on the team with a slight lisp and stamma. U know EVERYTING him answer ago wrong!!  Anyway  see you on the highway guys… Final Score – Titchfield – 40, Winston Jones – 14