MyTV in Association with PJaden’s Commentary presents: The  SCQ Grudge Match of the CENTURRRUUURRYYYY!!. Mi seh not even  when Muhammed Ali vs Joe Frazer or Rocky Balboa vs Apollo Creed  did such  intensity and euphoria explode in one night. Lastnight the comparison of both rivals was ridiculously eclectic.. Red vs Green, Northside vs Southside, UPTAAWWNNN vs SPAIN.. And in the left corner Sporting the Red trunks, tipping the scales at NO WINS, 3 HOT misses,  led by Steve Erkyl and the Nerd Nation,  hailing from the traffic infested 105 Old Hope Rd, the HUNGRY, The CRASSSS, Di Blood inna dem yeye Team – Campioooonnnn. And in the Right, sporting the green trunks, papping down the scale with 4 wins, 3 HOT misses too, led by Don Cornelios and the South Side Avengers fromm 33 Monk Street, THE HYPEEEE, Di  Fling u shoulda but nuh fling it weh crew… St JAGGGGGOOOOOOO… And so  the battle began.. *Bell sounds*.. Jago came out of the starting blocks with a BANG!! Rail up, flip up and head butting in the 1^st  round to end ahead at 8 – 7.. Then came the Speed section when Campion in the usual predictable Sniper style, crept up like a stealth bomber to end ahead at 29-27. But u  si when di buzzer section start.. MI MUMA… Some breed a shot weh beaatttttttt…. Lickle mos mi watch from behind mi couch rasta.. May day May day… Head for cover.. Save u mother…. Di bwoy dem put down a piece a performance deh weh shoulda show inna Carib.. People, with 2 mins left in the game Campion buss a Gandalph from Lord of the Rings .. “YOU SHALLLL NOTTT PAAASSSSSSS!!!!”… Gas start press like illegal taxi. And when the smoke cleared the final score read Campion 47 and Jago 39. At that point mi can imagine Campion a hold up dem hand and scream “ADRRIIIIIIAANNNNNNNNN!!!!””” (Young people please Google famous lines from Rocky) .. Excellent match.. Simply spectacular… GREAT job Jago.. U made ZOSO proud.

Anyway folks, it’s been a great season. Thanks for the great feedback, tune in to Junior SCQ TBA.. Let’s do this same time next year.. This is PJ signing out, Walk good, God Bless, Hug your kids .. Peace OUUUUTTTTTT!!!!

WOwwww…. Wowwww.. Wooowww…. Jamaica… What a piece a match TONITE TONITE TONITE.. This was more like watching a movie.. Except I’m not quiet sure which category to place it in.. Is either Comedy, Horror or Sci-fi.. You ever a watch one a dem show like Scream or Friday the 13^th.. You ever notice how everyting just start  out peachy and light?  People pon vaca, everyting  a gwan good.. Party Mawwwdd, Hot gyal a mogel, star bwoy tun up, and di one black smady jus deh deh all elated and unsuspecting.. Den mid way through the show  BOOP, KAPOW…. SMADY DEAD (Usually di black one first) … Den one nex smady dead.. Den people a run and a trip (Usually di white one dem, cause dem so blasted fass a try fi find out a weh di noise a come from).. Anyway, tonight Campion was Freddy Crougar and Ardenne was di poor unsuspecting pickney dem. Truss mi, Ardenne came out of the starting blocks gun blazing….. Campion managed to stave off the shots and ended the Speed section at 30 – 27. But u si  WHEN di buzzer section start.. Movie change to Invasion of the Body Snatchers… Caw mi nuh know a WEH Ardenne did gawn. I saw bodies.. but not even a blink. Dem did  hafi put mirror under Ardenne nose fi check if dem did alive. People… NAT ONE QUESTION did Ardenne attempt.. Dem jus freeze like 1-2-3 red light. Campion seh “Mi si u mi si u.. GO BACK!!!”.. No SAHH… Di last time I si dem ya breed a lengths was Pablo’s and Pings Fabric. Mi know Campion did ago win but LAWKS… What an anti-climax Ardenne.  Is like smady weh race gainst Michael Phelps and practice inna kiddies plastic pool. People mi popcorn not even dun good..  So Campion rides off into the sunset to meet Jago Jokers in the finals.. Final score 48-27… Lata yawl…

Old Harbour in the words of Madonna.. “Take a bowww, the Obeah’s over, this masquerade  is getting older, Light are low, the curtains down. There’s no one here …” Guys, it’s the end of the line… Time to pack  it up boys.. Old Harbourbots ….Rolll outtttttt… You had a good run, did your school proud , but nuh try fool uno self fi tink uno coulda win Finals . Howeevveerrrr tonight’s substandard  performance by Jago almost landed uno a place in the finals.. What the hell was that Jago???!!!.. Old Harbour gi u sinting fi drink? No sahhhhh. Clearly this will be your last win  if uno continue like dis. Dem barely go through tonight…  Somehow I suspect that this will be be a walk in the park for Campion.. Oh well…  Lickle most Jago do a Portia tonight. Who remember when she was  campaigning in  2016 and said “Do I look like  a looser …?” Welllll….. Ahhhmmm…. AT the timeee NO.. But on election day… Ladadeeeeeee… So  Jago,  I think I’ll say farewell from now.. Otherwise let’s see if by a miracle this year’s your lucky 8. You see all the past  years’ victories for Jago have all been in 0s or 8s (1988, 1990, 2008 & 2010) So mek wi si. Final score 27-19.  Big up the 2018 Boys Champs Winners who were  NOT KC!!!  DWLLL.. C-Bar, mi glad you drop out a SCQ so you coulda concentrate pon  di running..  I enjoyed  every bit of it. Down to di last green and black point..

Last night we got a taste of the secular selections .. Tonight we’re gonna change the pace a bit and take it down to a deeply spiritual level. To open tonight’s segment, a solo selection from Manchester High….. “I give myself awayyyyy….. I give myself awayyyyyyy… So YOUUUU, can looooseee meeee” WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Chester WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *Holds belly bottom and rolls in dirt* … People, di match dun from  7:00PM .. Can someone  explain  to me WHY my eyebrows are still suspended?  Look like mi hafi go use piece a mop stick and jook it down.. I’m still trying to figure out what happened.. Now Manchester mi like you.. Mi like yuh parish.. Mi like di people, mi like di lovely roast saltfish and yam pon di highway.. But mi never like what uno do tonight at all. Manchester has  THHEEEE highest score in the competition so far. Tonight they created history AGAIN by going into the buzzer section with the HIGHEST score of 33. Not to mention they had a 12 point  lead advantage.  Now what transpired after… Only Gawd knows.. Ardenne tek time creep up like liverspot.. Manchester start moonwalk … Till dem all tie to rahtid.. By di time Manchester  try mek a come back  It was already  dun…No victory was won. SMH But big up to Ardenne.. Uno naw go win still but Big up uno self.. Final score 35-29  So the Semi finalists are :  Ardenne, Old Habour High, St Jago & Campion. the pairing is Old Harbour vs Jago and Campion vs Ardenne..  So yuh dun si who going to finals already… NOT KC !!!! LOLOLOL…. Muahahaha..  Enjoy the weekend folks