WOwwww…. Wowwww.. Wooowww…. Jamaica… What a piece a match TONITE TONITE TONITE.. This was more like watching a movie.. Except I’m not quiet sure which category to place it in.. Is either Comedy, Horror or Sci-fi.. You ever a watch one a dem show like Scream or Friday the 13^th.. You ever notice how everyting just start  out peachy and light?  People pon vaca, everyting  a gwan good.. Party Mawwwdd, Hot gyal a mogel, star bwoy tun up, and di one black smady jus deh deh all elated and unsuspecting.. Den mid way through the show  BOOP, KAPOW…. SMADY DEAD (Usually di black one first) … Den one nex smady dead.. Den people a run and a trip (Usually di white one dem, cause dem so blasted fass a try fi find out a weh di noise a come from).. Anyway, tonight Campion was Freddy Crougar and Ardenne was di poor unsuspecting pickney dem. Truss mi, Ardenne came out of the starting blocks gun blazing….. Campion managed to stave off the shots and ended the Speed section at 30 – 27. But u si  WHEN di buzzer section start.. Movie change to Invasion of the Body Snatchers… Caw mi nuh know a WEH Ardenne did gawn. I saw bodies.. but not even a blink. Dem did  hafi put mirror under Ardenne nose fi check if dem did alive. People… NAT ONE QUESTION did Ardenne attempt.. Dem jus freeze like 1-2-3 red light. Campion seh “Mi si u mi si u.. GO BACK!!!”.. No SAHH… Di last time I si dem ya breed a lengths was Pablo’s and Pings Fabric. Mi know Campion did ago win but LAWKS… What an anti-climax Ardenne.  Is like smady weh race gainst Michael Phelps and practice inna kiddies plastic pool. People mi popcorn not even dun good..  So Campion rides off into the sunset to meet Jago Jokers in the finals.. Final score 48-27… Lata yawl…

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