MI SEHHHHHHHHHHHHH…. Cabbie Crew…. U neck nuh CRICKKKKK??? . People, you shoulda si di brute dem a gallop wid dem tongue outta dem mout lastnight like dawg a chase MPM truck.. Di wretch dem nuh tap look back a dem like  Merlene Ottey  right t before Marie Marie Perec  overtek her..In true Olympic style Cabbie mek a rahtid DDIVVEEEEE cross di finish line fi secure di win. But it sweeeet mi how  Central did hot pon dem heels after the Speed Section. Mi know di studio suppose to renk wid urine and other “foreign” matters..  Hope dem wash down and sanitize di chair dem .prapa. Naw lie.. Di match did sweet… Woulda sweeta eff  Central did win especially after they had such a horrible Opening segment which ended at 8-2. You si after the speed section, dem close di gap and ended at 19-19. But the dreaded dutty buzzer section now… Dem end up tie 3 time (and mi naw talk shoes lace)… 21.. 25…. 27.. After that, Central High start Moonslide.. Too much trigger finger give rise to wrong bong. CHA MAN. Final Score 27- 23.. Cabbie…Next stop will have you singing Brian McKnight song “One last Cry” to yuh passengers  or Lord of the Rings  “ U SHALL  NOT PASSSSSSSS…..”. One and Ready!!!

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