Campion vs Montego Bay High

Goodnight folks.. Wasn’t quiet sure if is evening news or SCQ I was watching. Seems everywhere Mobay appears  violence precedes.. Tonight featured Montego Bay High which is now renamed to Montego Bay Hi  Tek time Gwan Home vs Steve Erkel and him frien dem from Campion.  The onslaught that pervaded this evening’s match could have been predicted from the time the schools introduced themselves. All when dem reach Montego Bay team the fear and anxiety  was loudly sensed  similar to that of showing a cow one tin a beef juss before feeding time. There was an eerie feeling of uneasiness in the studios as these 4 brave ladies faced one the country’s most  academically acclaimed  institutions.. YES mi nuh LOOOOIKKE Campion but mi hafi gi dem dem ratings star. This match was like JCF vs The Navy Seals…. No competition..  But lawks di girls tried … Dem can try out fi Bob sled nex year. Truth be told, Campion has the same team that entered last year which was a fierce entity worse this year dem come back wid a vengeance. Mi swear dem all prips JP paper before di match caw all before question dun read dem a blert out answer. Mi nuh mean HALF WAY through the question… Mi mean JUS START. Eg.  JP: “What is the negative of” Campion:”0.04”,  JP: “What is the Spanish for ” Campion: “Abuelo”, JP: “Spell..” Campion: “C-E-M-E-T-R-Y”. . YUH SI WHA MI A SEH???!!! Like WTH and  SCTS (Smady can  tief suh).. Anyway, all mi know.. DEM BADDDDD… Nuh Michael Jackson BADDD,  Nuh Portia BADD, but Bruce Lee Enter The Dragon BAADDDD.. (Young people go do research) … Final score 61 – 13.. Gawd know.. chu chu..

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