Cornwall College vs Bog Walk High

Top of the night folks.. In the immortal words of the group Queen in 1980 .. “Another one bites the dust.. And nuh asssskkkk if Bog Walk wasn’t belching dirt all nighhttt…. The poor unsuspecting victims went up against one of Scamma City’s finest powerhouses Cornwall College. Home school to my legendary dad Balvin Johnson.. They made him  proud in all their splendour.  SO let’s first talk about the introduction of Cornwall.. Have you seen the amount of badges on their jackets?  From a distance it look like when ole time helper a hang up clothes and have di clothespin dem line awf  pon her dress. Look like di team did stop a Spic & Span before di match. Now we all now, Scamma City  knowwwss how to DUN people (Right Qualo?) .. So tonight wasn’t really a surprise. But I found my self laughing uncontrollably at Bog Walk  High – Why? Because during the Opening Challenge and  speed section every maths question dem quickly bawl out PASSS before di question dun read. Now inna di buzzer section when JP a  ask  maths question yuh waa si dem a draw fi pen and paper… No more than a draw dem si down deh a draw stickman or play Boy Girl Animal…… Bog Walk u  tink u easy!! Not to mention when dem ask what colour was a ruby. Answer: “Blue” Look like too much Gorge mango mek uno yeye dawk…  PLUSSS Michael Jackson  apparently sang My Perrogative. … LADADEEEEEEE.  . Anyway they surely departed in the words of the Michael .. BEAT IT!!! Final score 40 – 3.

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