TGIF That’s what tonight’s segment is entitled. Please note that in THIS case, TGIF isn’t  what you’re  use to knowing it as. This TGIF means Tenk Gawd It Finish!!. That was the sentiments of two of the schools participating in tonight’s Double Header matches.. Cause next to Mobay and Clarendon, people deaaaaaddddd  badddddd tonight bwoy. First match up was Immaculate vs Vere Tech.. Wonder Women is what I called these fabulous felines.. Quiet a very spirited bunch with quick witted reflexes and shrewd brilliance. Who run di World ..GIRLLLSSSS!!.. Yuh si wosss like how a bare bwoy did deh pon Vere Tech Team… Shame woulda NYAM  dem up and BELCH pon top a dem.. When the bell ring you coulda si di  relief pon dem faces that read TGIF.. Tenk GAWD if finish… Anyway, walk good  Vere.. Try explain to di district why uno mek woman beat uno.. Sweet mi u  si. Final score 34 – 20

And nowwwww a feature Presention. SCQ’s version of Passion of the Christ. As we approach the start of lent, this match was so fitting.  And truss mi, many were weeping at the final outcome. St. Mary was WHIPPEDDD, battered, bruised, mocked and scorned..  For never before did they have an inclination of the margin of loss that would have been suffered here tonight.  So let’s talk about St. Mary.. Is 4 people mi si.. But ungle 2 me  hear a talk.  So it leaves me to conclude that is 2 ventriloquist mek up the entire  team. All I know dem talented BADDD…  Di way dem mek di head dem turn and di yeye dem blink… MAGNIFICENT.  Manchester Manchester Manchester… If mi luv uno one more time…. U si when di buzzer section start.. mi mumma….. Is like di  camera man hafi dive  and roll out di way  fi mek  dem gallop through the studio.. Di way di points did a  mount up mi swear a cricket mi a watch. All di captain. Any how him nuh get work, him have a promising future in Mosquito swatting.. A SO di man a slap down di place. Guess St. Mary did have one hand pon di puppet dem mek dem  couldn’t squeeze even once. NOW when di match dun, their limp bodies uttered TGIF.. Tank Gawd It Finish.. Anyway, still love uno…… BANANA CHIPS.. Final score 65-15.

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