Come with me down memory lane if you will.. The year was 1985 and a film called Police Academy 2 was made. In the cast existed a character called Officer Zed (real name is Bobcat Goldthwait). He potrayed the role of half deranged police officer with a speaking pattern similar to someone with Tourette Syndrome.. ).. Well folks, Bobcat is in Jamaica.. Saw him last night slightly tanned with kinky hair as the captain for Ardenne’s team..  Now this dude is NOT someone that can whisper to you. Him look like him a sleep pon speaker box from him deh pon di breast.  At one point  he shouted out something and my response was HALLILUUUUU  cause it really sounded like him was speaking in tongues. Is like di man a wrestle wid demons all night… SCARYY!!..  Now the match… Poor Bishop.. Poor Bishop.. Lawd mi feel bad fi dem. Is like 4 gunman hold up a 12 year old and tek weh dem  money DEN send dem fi buy lunch empty handed  AND  bring back change. A so di girls did  look. All when di match dun and dem acknowledge the coach.. She jus CUT her yeye… The scene was like  Bishop   standing  at a bus stop and all di fan dem a fan ,di buss naw stop.  Ardenne a di conductor a lick di buss and a bawl out PRESSSSS DRIVA.. Doah stop.. No Schoolas. (Remember dem days @Sharon Clayton??)  Hush yaw Bishop.. A di blasted purple color salt uno up. Final score 47 – 8.. PRESSSS along girls..

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