And in the news last evening..It was reported by Tvj groundsmen that a Guardsman truck entered the premises around 5:30 PM, near to the time of the commencement of the first match.  Eyewitnesses gave statements of seeing 4 well dressed  hostile Dobberman dogs parading  in Knox uniforms, alighting from the pickup vehicle, unshackled and  unapproachable. The sign on the vehicle read DO   NOT FEED TILL AFTER THE 6:30PM.  Jamaica… Truss mi… Mi never deh deh but I belieeveeeee it. From Knox step inna di studio not one puss was in sight. When mi seh di man dem did VICIOUSSS.. Mi  naw tawk Qualo vicious.. Mi a tawk RENATO vicious.. Any how piece a meat did  drop inna di studio dawg woulda nyam dem supper.. LITERALLY..  Di team intimidate JP so bad that  during buzzer section all when Lacovia press first  him jus seh “Go ahead Knox”!!  No SAH.. Anyway, their stats almost bettered Jago’s. They went into speed section at 36. Jago enetered at 37. They ended on 48. Jago was 55. They would have passed it had it not been for careless answers in the final round.  But… DEM BAD… Keeping my eye on them. Final score 48-15.

Second match Scammer city vs St. Catherine High.. So let’s talk about St. Catherine. Was a team of 3 girls and 1 boy. Now…I trying to decipher WHAT di boy was there for.. Was he an armrest? Paperweight ? Team Chaplin? Cheerleader? Body guard? BUS DRIVER??? Smady PLEASSEE find out and get back to mi. Otherwise a better dem did jus carry on cardboard cut out of him face or a photoshop him in..  Just like 3/4  of Parliament, him nuh serve NO PURPOSE… Mobay had  an all girls team weh actuallllly work. Not a bad performance from dem but dem naw go far.. Final score 29 – 21.

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