Charlemont High vs Spauldings High

Sooooo… Ahhmmm… T  To   Tonight’s match …. Wow… What can I say?   Charlemont High vs Spauldings High… Hmmmmmmm… What a way gas gone up again eeehhh??? Mi seh di Farin Affairs Building downtown  going up so fasssst. Chiney man dem naw ramp…… National have a new sugar free bread.. Noice u si!!..   I think cabbage gone up again and tomato reach $200 a pound… Hmmm.. cyan tell when last mi eat fry dumpling.. Let’s see …. What else can I talk about.. ??? Portia hair look so healthy  and nice since she retire.. all di ends trim and she do  deep treat.  Full a body is a shame. When last uno eat asham ?(Young people Google dat)..  Awright awright…. Here goes.. Charlemont never too bad… Thanks to dem Captain who save dem with every category.. Him one coulda represent di team. Can imagine Marlene a ask question and him a consult himself before him answer.. Spauldings now come in like dem bad behaving pickney .. everyting dem seh di answer was NO.. You know what this match reminded me of? U ever si when dawg a  try cross road?  A so him buck up inna cyar, a so him deh wheel and tun  back and forth till him reach or jus get LICK.. Well.. CHarlemont cross.. Poor Spauldings is still stuck out dere in traffic on Mountain View.. Dem cannot cross it! Anyway, mi a go sleep now caw mi very dizzy from watching.. Final Score 18-8.

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