Good Night Jamaica.. I’m back.. Sorry for the short break in transmission but I just got in from Dubai using  my vacation days to tour Asia..  NOT.. !!!!!  (Always wanted to say that though).. So anyways, in my absence I missed 3 matches. Actually, there were 2 matches and one Movie. The feature presentation on Tuesday night  was Dumb and Dumber starring  Bugs Yallahs and Daffy JC. The match shoulda open with the boy from Sixth  Sense saying “I see dunce people..”… Well done Merrie Melodies on the new addition to the cast.  The only thing memorable about Yallahs was the captain. One lovely set of eye brows di bwoy had  u si. Mi hear guinep good fi grow it..  Anyway, I  watched the rebroadcast and after the first 7 mins mi go clip mi toe nail, go shell some peas den pick ackee. Slow like molasses uphill.. Ahmmmm Yallahs, u cyaa seh  pass in the first section u ere. Every question dem get dem sidown till di bell go off.. Dem mussi tink a did breaks time.. JC, uno nuh have much further fi go except KFC cross di road u ere.  When di match dun mi a wonder why Marlene announcing di time.. Twenty to two.. SMH.. Moving on.. Let’s talk about tonight.. Jackass seh di world nuh level… Such was the exclamation after seeing the magnificent performance of 2 wonderful teams.. Wolmer’s Girls and Meadowbrook High. Firstly, girls…. U ROCK!! U never win… But U ROCK.. Yallahs head now  did TUFF like a ROCK. U ketch di difference?? Both them and Meadowbrook went toe to toe in the first two segments.. And nuh asssskkkkk eff Meadowbrook naine have one wassy female chuwawa .. Gyal bad u fret.. Yo Quiero Taco Bell??  She shined brightly amongst her male counterparts especially in the speed section.. Wolmers coulda did more vigilant still. Pity they never got past the first round cause mi know dem woulda  dun JC.  (So would Winward Rd Primary)  But the better team won.. Final score 37 – 24. A blee A blee, that’s all folks…

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