Happy Friday folks.. I figured mine was ruined by tonight’s match so what the heck.. Let me just pass on the misery.. So unfortunately I had no idea that tonight would be Double Header. Which means 2 matches, with one starting 30 mins earlier. So I arrived just in time to see the last 4 minutes of the match between York Castle and Denbigh High. Truth be told, the little I saw gave me a sigh of relief as I pondered to myself “Lawd dem boring eeeeh.. Tank gawd mi never miss nutten..”.. Unknown to poor me, the match after would make THAT match look like Shaggy and Friends. Anyway, the final score for the first was York Castle 28  Denbigh 25.. So moving on to what I call Silence of the Lambs.. Jamaica,,, dis match….. OMG… Dinthil vs Oberlin… Talk about a Snicker moment …NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR  A WHILE????? Are we there yet ????. All  Dennis Hall a shout from di grave “Uno nuh dun yet??” .. Is like a di breeze alone tek part inna di competition.  Obviously this was a special  broadcast for  the deaf cause I never hear a peeep outta dem inna di  buzzer section. Lickle most u swear a  JLP convention u deh.. Bare bell a ring..  Now both teams at the start clearrrrlyyyy acted as one… No this is not a typo, I really do mean ONE. As in both tied at 1 after the first segment. Dem ONE and Gawwwwd know why dem bother come town..  Mussi fi try Tutti Frutti aka –  “TOWN CREAM”..  After a while Marlene she nuh tap chat to herself.. AAAAH BWOYY…  Den Ahhhmm Oberlin.. U don’t bump fist when u answer wrong u ere???  Watching both teams was like waiting on Oprah to get married… SLOOOWWWWWWW.. Needless to say, the match ended Oberlin 24 and Dinthill 12. U waan si Oberlin a kin teet like prize donkey.. SMH

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